May 2013
jaclcfrost:
if i call you friend
we are friend
if you call me friend
we are friend
if you want to be my friend
we are friend
friend
we are friend
phlynn:
not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
dampsandwich:
do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki
vondell-swain:
“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”
mareeps:
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my...
ebuddies:
call my dick gatsby bc its great
egberts:
u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
dubfairy:
are you kidding
the-vashta-nerada:
hey bro
bro
broski
brosicle
broseidon, god of the brocean
brotato chip
brotein shake
brosef stalin
barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
don quibrote
adrien brody
gallilebro gallilei
napoleon bronaparte
brobo cop
leonardo dicapribro
broseph mengele
bro nye the science guy
selena bromez
broey deschanel
bro dimaggio
wolfgang amadaeus brozart
brohemian rhapsody
...
seifukucat:
seifukucat:
stealing text posts has been done a thousand times, i’m gonna start stealing selfies
buttlid:
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours