jaclcfrost: if i call you friend we are friend if you call me friend we are friend if you want to be my friend we are friend friend we are friend
phlynn: not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
dampsandwich: do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki
vondell-swain: “mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”
mareeps: remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass: it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th a nigga was stressed and depressed walking home like “how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself” on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom luckily they had this program “read away your fees” or some shit like that every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off my niggas. my...
ebuddies: call my dick gatsby bc its great
egberts: u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
dubfairy: are you kidding
the-vashta-nerada: hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph mengele bro nye the science guy selena bromez broey deschanel bro dimaggio wolfgang amadaeus brozart brohemian rhapsody ...
seifukucat: seifukucat: stealing text posts has been done a thousand times, i’m gonna start stealing selfies
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours